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Day: Sunday Date: 18th August 2001 Age: 10
Dear Diary,
I feel so fun like I wasted my life on trying ot(to) make my friends like my Fiona is like the one who knows what I mean I miss her so much even if I saw her on Saturday the 11th of August 2001 and I love the bracelet that says Mandy And now I'm realy thinking that I've wasted my like(life).

• Yeah, even at 10 I realized life would be a disappointment. 

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Day: Monday Date: 2nd July 2001 Age:9
Dear Diary,
It is the last week of school but why am I crying well it is like no one cares about me Deb and Jas had their B'days Sarah J and Sarah R and Amy well I never liked her but Tubby where well I thought so best friends but now were almost not talking at all same with Sarah R the only been talking is Amy D H.S and teacher Matt and I don't know what to say well I hope H.S. is going to be my best friend at my new school

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Day: Wednesday Date: 27th June 2001 Age: 9
Dear Diary,
Today I went to school and I wish that I didn't I hope that today will be the last day my mother picks on my handwritting why is it that I write so neat in my diary but no one will ever see it my writing is like this almost all the time and my mother say that I write like a 5 year old. But the thing that goes past my mind is where are my stickers I thing (think) that my sister (Deb) has them and she gave them to her friend P.s. I hate chicken pot!! (I don't even know what chicken pot is..)

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Day: Wednesday Date: 15th June 2001
Dear Diary,
the day Matt left was like killing myself!!!! and I think I'm the only one that misss him the most and all my friends he has rang by my and I staring to think I'm not his pet after all!! (a little crying face) Our new teacher is a FUCKING BITCH (why I could spell that better then most words... I don't know) Matt was one of my best friends and now hes left me and my friends are even more pleased. I'm so happy that Fiona is well (I wonder how happy when I've recently gone through days that feel like death..) wants to grow up with me and she always understans what I mean she is my best friend 4ever and ever

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Day: Thursday Date: 12th June 2001
Dear Diary,
Matt. F. (the teacher I mentioned earlier) has left the school and today I came up with more thearies then ever and I felt sick but doesn't everyone when they think their life is fulling (falling) apart I'm just about ready to kill my self!!!! (sketched in a little knife dipping in blood picture) Matt. F. (cause I call him by his first name to justify my relationship with a teacher as good friends) was like my school he whacksed(waxed) his leg he like dance music and his favrite(favorite) name was Jasmine and I WAS HIS PET me I felt like everything at school but now I feel sad and board(bored)!!!

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Day: Friday Date: 8th June 2001
Dear Diary, (because I've at this stage finally looked up the correct spelling of the word diary)
this weekend is a long weekend yesterday I got my first letter off Chloe I no Ideer what I'm going to do 4 it on Tomorrow is Deb's Birthday 9th june I'm hoping to write to my friends I have nothing to do anyway I can hear people talk and making fun of my family I don't care. P.s. Kailan left the school mis her heaps she's gone to Q.L.D.

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Day: Saturday Date: 14th April 2001
I staded (stayed) home all day in stted(instead) of going bowling Deb stayed at home too.

• Every Saturday my mother made my weekends miserable by dragging her spawn to sit around a horribly over air-conditioned bowling center. Where other children with discoloured baby teeth would come out to play. I've enough recounts from childhood to write a melodramatic horror novel, set in one. 

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Day: Friday Date: 13th April 2001 Age:9
it was the most boringist day of my lire(life) all day I whached(watched) TV it was the slayerfest it was on 4 the 4 easter days all the way was Melody so that was my day boring na

• Melody with a sister's friend that for a short time lived with us, she occupied nothing but the obnoxious bitch role within a household. Slayerfest is the buffy marathons that would interrupt my demanding regime by inhibiting my over consumption of bad cartoons.

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Day: Thursday Date: 12th April 2001
Today we did not work at all we watched the movie dorsors(no idea what film that would have been) it was so boring cos I've seen it I went on the enternet(internet) I went to cartoonnetwork I played pillow fight I lost and then I played Lazer beem I got busted 6 times so then I vs Ruderuff boys lost again so ya my sis Deb got to the book and its a mess new

• So for anyone I verse in videogames, I'm really bad at them in childhood and haven't improved in adulthood.

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Day: Wednesday Date: 11th April 2001 Age: 9
Today it is one day before Easter and we had Mis Butcher she is so so so so mean but shes ok if where(we're) good and I went over Sarah's she is my best bud in my new school she has a pool and a realy realy pritty and nice room. After Sarahs Mum and I went shopping out of my family I'm one out of 3 who knows that we are all getting Easter eggs 4 easter I'm getting a powerpuff girl egg!!

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Day: Teusday Date: 10th April 2001 Age: 9
Today things went like a normal day

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Day: Monday Date: 9th April 2001 Age:9
Today we have no homework my teacher is a show off and we cann't go in on fridays any more and it's realy boring out side and Andy out coodes everywhere begos(because) it's bad bad bad and realy bad and all day was work work work work work work work work alllllllllllllllllllllllllll dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so that is my day at school.


          I remember writing this entry and being a new diary I wanted every day there to be an entry, and it must be at least one page long. So to achieve that I strategically stretched out the lettering in certain words. Simultaneously accomplishing a poetic form of replication with language, do you not agree?

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Day: Sunday Date: 8th April 2001 Age: 9
I went to see RugRats in paris it was so so so so so so so so so so CUTE! Bob father In the binning (beginning) of it was sad Kimi is the best I think. After that we went to the book shop then we had dinner I feelet (felt) sick so I didn't eat much 4 dinner.

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Day: Saturday Date: 7th April 2001 Age: 9
 Today I went bowling and Jess was there and a friend some friends she didn't even plan with Jess she was  playing hand ball inste(a)d after that we went to Jones 50th at the woolshead it was ok I had better Sarah had to hang with me so ya then after that we went to Sarah's it was K lucky we didn't stay long or who knows

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Day: Friday Date: 6th April 2001 Age:9
To Day at school it was the cross country I helped my teacher get ready 4 the garage sale and I got realy derty (really dirty) and I fownd (found) out that I'm the teacher's pet and I know that lots of kids like as in love him realy he is just a teacher and to be his pet is realy nice 'cos I get heeps of candy and who does not like candy? Well I love candy and he has lots of it at school I'm in a group called the 5 Babes there are Bab, Grove, QT, Tubby and Ma. Bab is K.J.K, Grove is Amy C. Q.T. is Sarah R, Tubby is Sarah J and Man is Mandy to bad is that anyway I don't run in the C.C. (cross country) I didn't bring a note in that I could go out og school grounds so ya and to day is the first day that I got this book I think that it is so cute well I gotta go I gotta send letter.

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Dream Page:

This is the first page of my childhood diary that requires the owner to scribe 15 dreams from themselves.

1.  I dream to be a teacher
2. To go back to my old school
3. To see my best buds
4. Sarah to meet Tara and Fiona
5. I dream to be an arcatect (architect)
6. Get a boyfriend (Scribbled out name)!!!!
7. Don't forget my past ever
8. Keep my best friends and make more
9. Die!
10. Get good grades in high school 
11. Run away from home
12. Be rick (rich) 
13. Help others
14.  
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